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Put a number in my ask and I'll answer truthfully
  • 1. What is your full name?
  • 2. How old are you?
  • 3. What is your sexual orientation?
  • 4. What turns you on?
  • 5. What turns you off?
  • 6. Are you a virgin or a non-virgin?
  • 7. What is your favourite sexual position?
  • 8. How tall are you?
  • 9. How much do you weigh?
  • 10. What are your fears?
  • 11. Do you have a celebrity crush?
  • 12. Ever had erotic dreams?
  • 13. Have you flown a helicopter?
  • 14. Do you stalk people via internet?
  • 15. Is there anybody on tumblr you will like to have sex with, if so. Whom?
  • 16. Do you want to get married?
  • 17. Do you want children?
  • 18. What are you really good at?
  • 19. What are you really bad at?
  • 20. Do you like to sing?
  • 21. Do you sing in the shower?
  • 22. Do you prefer baths or showers?
  • 23. Ever been in a relationship?
  • 24. Ever been heart-broken?
  • 25. Do you like school? What about homework?
  • 26. Do you like to read?
  • 27. Ever drank or smoked?
  • 28. Have you ever had surgery?
  • 29. Have you ever been in a fight?
  • 30. Do you urinate in the toilet or outside?
  • 31. Do you like bikinis?
  • 32. Do boxers turn you on?
  • 33. Ever been to a farm?
  • 34. What are your favourite animals?
  • 35. Are you a vegan?
  • 36. Do lesbians turn you on?
  • 37. Do homosexuals turn you on?
  • 38. What are the best things you have achieved?
  • 39. What is the meanest thing that has happened to you?
  • 40. Have you got any scars?
  • 41. Ever been sun burnt?
  • 42. Ever tried looking through your fork and pretend people are in jail?
  • 43. Who will you like to meet one day?
  • 44. Do you like nutella?
  • 45. Nutella or oreos?
  • 46. Can you survive without chocolate for three months?
  • 47. Ever skinny dipped?
  • 48. Do you prefer texting or writing letters?
  • 49. What makes you smile the most?
  • 50. Are you currently happy right now?
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